1
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I've got you on fraud, grand theft.

2
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Book these guys on the red barn con.

3
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You may kiss the bride.

4
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They sent some goons over to the motel.

5
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They got to Eddie. He's dead, Jimmy.

6
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Dead?

7
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You have to try and find that murderer.

8
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He's right.

9
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It's either that, or we wait to join the melon rinds

10
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in the back of some garbage truck.

11
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ANGEL: Stop that guy. He's one of the creeps that killed Bobby!

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ROCKFORD ON ANSWERING MACHINE.. This is Jim Rockford.

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At the tone, leave your name and message.

14
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I'll get back to you.

15
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MAN.. Gene's 24-hour Emergency Plumbing.

16
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Your water heater's blown?

17
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We'll have somebody out there Tuesday.

18
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Thursday at the latest.

19
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ROCKY: I still can't believe it, Sonny. It's so sudden.

20
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That's the front door to the chapel.

21
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I gotta go back to see Angel.

22
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Hey, hey, there's the man now. Angel.

23
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Stow the ear wash. Too much to ask you to be on time?

24
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Well, give me a break, will you?

25
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I mean, you handed me an hour-and-a-half's notice.

26
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You're lucky I had a clean suit.

27
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Yeah, here come the excuses.

28
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Boy, what a mistake making you the best man.

29
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All right, come on, Angel.

30
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I'm gonna take good care of you.

31
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Now, you know, popping this on the world the way you did,

32
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well, I didn't have a chance to tell you that I'm really happy for you.

33
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And I'm really looking forward to meeting Regine.

34
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Come on, now, tell me, what sort of person is she?

35
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Medium height.

36
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Sparks, fireworks, that's how it was when Regine and me met.

37
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Elliott, come on in here, man.

38
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I go on the block in five minutes.

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You want to close the door, chief?

40
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Ah!

41
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Is that lovely or is that lovely, huh?

42
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Fourteen-karat gold, no fill.

43
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It's got your Hebrew letters in there.

44
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Says ''Love always.'' Sixty bucks.

45
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The chick isn't Jewish and neither am I, so can the hustle.

46
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I told you my price range.

47
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Hey, Angel, for 10 bucks, you can't buy the ring on a bathtub.

48
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ELLIOTT: Okay, let's see what else we got. Here.

49
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Now here. Here's what 20 buys. What is it? It's nothing.

50
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It doesn't make any kind of personal statement.

51
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It's beautiful. I'll give you 15.

52
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Eighteen. Fifteen don't pay my gas.

53
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Fifteen...

54
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You better wrap up negotiations, Angel.

55
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Angel, hey.

56
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We are gathered together to unite this man and this woman in marriage,

57
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which is an institution ordained of nature in the very laws of our being

58
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for the happiness and welfare of mankind.

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Will you, Evelyn, take this woman, Regine, to be your wedded wife?

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To love, to comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health,

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as long as you both shall live?

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Yes, sir.

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REVEREND: By the authority committed unto me,

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I declare you husband and wife.

65
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Whomsoever God hath joined together, let no man put asunder.

66
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Regine, honey, I hope you like that ring.

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It was my mother's,

68
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and her mother's before that.

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You may kiss the bride.

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WOMAN: That's Regine's brother.

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What do you call this?

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Regine, are you crazy?

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WOMAN: He's her brother.

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Bobby, you get out of here.

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You go and marry a piff like this

76
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and you don't even tell the family?

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I got to hear it from your landlord?

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Bobby, there must have been a mistake, man.

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I sent out all these invitations.

80
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Sure, I wanted you and your brothers

81
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to come to this reception we're going to have afterwards at Mario's.

82
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All the wine and linguine you can put in your face.

83
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Hey, wait a minute. Now, wait a minute.

84
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I don't know who you are or what your problem is, you better cool it.

85
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Stop it! Stop it!

86
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He's not even Armenian. He's nothing.

87
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That's not fair, Bobby. I'm part Armenian.

88
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Somebody, please get him out of here!

89
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My brothers are gonna hear about this, doc.

90
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You're dead meat.

91
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And you're next in the grinder, mister.

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REGINE: I want to apologize to all of you for this.

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Especially you, Ev.

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But Ev is right. We've got a party going,

95
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and I hope you can all forget about this

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and come on down to Mario's

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and have all the wine and linguine you can put in your face.

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Yeah, who is it?

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It's me, Angel.

100
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Jimmy, my marriage is on the rocks.

101
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Regine left me.

102
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There she was, in the prettiest negligée you ever saw.

103
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Her eyes were so alive.

104
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We were just finishing our shrimp cocktails

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which the room service brought up.

106
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You know, she loves shrimp cocktail.

107
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Anyway, one thing led to another,

108
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she started crying and then she was gone.

109
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Oh, Angel, hey, hey.

110
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I'm sorry for you, Angel. But, you know, these things happen.

111
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You know, she's a real sweet person.

112
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She's the love of my life, Jimmy. I need her.

113
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You don't know how bad I need her.

114
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I know, Angel. Hey, hey.

115
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Look, it's a strange place, it's the first night.

116
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You know, in a new hotel. Just try and relax. You want a beer?

117
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A beer?

118
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You don't put a Band-Aid on a situation like this.

119
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I want my wife back.

120
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Oh, now, come on, Angel.

121
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Hey, she's probably over at the maid of honor's, you know...

122
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She'll cry, they'll talk the whole thing out,

123
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then she'll come back to you.

124
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You don't know her.

125
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Jimmy, listen to me. You talk to her.

126
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You convince her, huh? To see my side of it.

127
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Look, she was very fond of you at the party.

128
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Look, Angel, I do not handle domestic disputes.

129
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I... I... That's just asking for trouble.

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WOMAN: Tell him about the shrimp cocktail.

131
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He ordered her this shrimp cocktail.

132
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Well, yeah, yeah. Angel told me about that.

133
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He said you really love shrimp cocktail.

134
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Okay. But how many can you love?

135
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I mean, at first I thought it was a joke.

136
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And then he ordered six of them.

137
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The whole night he was either dialing room service

138
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or squirting little lemons into seafood sauce.

139
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And then there was the television,

140
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and then soaking his bad back in the tub.

141
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Right, Regine?

142
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I mean, let's face it, he obviously didn't care about making love to her.

143
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Well, look, Regine,

144
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I know Angel is...unique.

145
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And, granted, he takes some getting used to.

146
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Sometimes his behavior is...

147
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Well, it's...unique.

148
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But he has some good qualities.

149
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You know...

150
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Hey, I don't know what happened.

151
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It was just the first night. Would you talk to him?

152
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I just got a phone call from my brothers.

153
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They put me straight about him.

154
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You know, he's not even who he says he is.

155
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Last year I was going with this real sweet guy.

156
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Donny Engels. Only my family broke it up.

157
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See, Donny wasn't rich enough, he wasn't smart enough, he wasn't Armenian enough.

158
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So, he left town. Just disappeared.

159
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Okay. So now, I go and I marry Ev.

160
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And look what happens.

161
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I mean, maybe my brothers are right.

162
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Maybe I can't run my own life without making a mess of it.

163
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Oh, come on, now, hey.

164
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You don't seem that type to me, really.

165
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,991
Look, Regine, before you were saying something

166
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about Angel not being what he said he was.

167
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What was all that?

168
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You're not gonna believe this.

169
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Hi, Mr. Boyajian.

170
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Hey, Aze, look at this.

171
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Here's the guy that pounded me at the church.

172
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Well. Just who are you?

173
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The name's Jim Rockford.

174
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Get your clothes on. I'm taking you to my place.

175
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Rockford. James Rockford.

176
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Azie, remember? Remember Rockford?

177
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That's the man Martin said was his supervisor back at his home office.

178
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Well, now, isn't that interesting?

179
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AZIE: You're gonna like this, Rockford.

180
00:11:42,733 --> 00:11:44,826
When Bobby brought us the happy wedding news,

181
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we thought we'd check up on the new brother-in-law.

182
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So we made a phone call to the Maple Leaf Breweries in Quebec.

183
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How's that grab you?

184
00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:54,976
They never heard of any Edward Groger.

185
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:57,275
They never heard of any Dr. Evelyn Martin,

186
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and they never had any plans to buy land out here.

187
00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:02,882
Oh, oh, Dr. Evelyn... Wait a minute.

188
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Dr. Evelyn Martin?

189
00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:06,712
Now, look, I should have seen this thing coming.

190
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,586
$5,000 down the toilet for a cheap con game?

191
00:12:11,662 --> 00:12:13,653
Hey, look, I had nothing to do with this.

192
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ROCKFORD: I'm telling you, Martin is right out here in my car.

193
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Why don't you talk to him?

194
00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:38,512
You're in deep trouble, Mr. Brewmeister.

195
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AZIE: Get him. Get him!

196
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ROCKFORD: Angel, open up. Come on, I know you're inside.

197
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Angel?

198
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Angel!

199
00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:12,507
All right, I found my car downstairs. Now, where are my keys?

200
00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:13,809
Jimmy, I had to split.

201
00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:16,408
Well, sure you did, ''Doctor.''

202
00:14:16,619 --> 00:14:20,248
Boy, of all the names to toss out in your little scam,

203
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:22,347
you've got to go and pick mine.

204
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:25,087
Look, Jimmy, you got an important name. Solid. Rockford.

205
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:26,287
Don't that sound good? Rockford.

206
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:27,852
They think I'm part of the action.

207
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:29,329
Now, what was it this time, Angel?

208
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:31,298
The red barn con or what, huh?

209
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,493
Yeah, Jimmy, it's a good guess.

210
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,160
It's a variation of the red barn.

211
00:14:34,236 --> 00:14:35,726
Yeah, well, I'm in it all the way now.

212
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,397
So I want to know every detail.

213
00:14:37,473 --> 00:14:39,236
Every cheesy little detail.

214
00:14:39,308 --> 00:14:41,208
Jimmy, you're burning me on this thing.

215
00:14:41,911 --> 00:14:44,744
See, the Boyajian brothers are in the garbage business.

216
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:47,374
And they had this old dump that they covered with topsoil.

217
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,475
They were trying to sell it as real estate.

218
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,747
It's called a sanitary landfill.

219
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,345
But it was a reaI unsafe gobbler.

220
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:56,016
Well, they've been 10 years praying for a buyer.

221
00:14:56,091 --> 00:14:58,389
Aha! And a Canadian beer moguI

222
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,053
is the answer to their prayers.

223
00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,153
Now, who set the hook?

224
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:06,031
Well, uh... Eddie Groger. He was V.P. in charge of development.

225
00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:07,193
Eddie Groger.

226
00:15:07,269 --> 00:15:10,329
Yeah. Well, he said the land was perfect for a brewery.

227
00:15:10,406 --> 00:15:12,397
He offered them 150 G's,

228
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:16,172
and he also told them that we'd use their crew to dig up the topsoiI

229
00:15:16,245 --> 00:15:18,270
and recompact it according to building codes.

230
00:15:18,347 --> 00:15:20,747
They had sugarplums dancing in their eyes.

231
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,582
Then you come in as the stall?

232
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:23,811
Yeah.

233
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:28,086
I was V.P. in charge of the human factor development.

234
00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:30,284
I said that I found a better piece of land up the coast

235
00:15:30,359 --> 00:15:32,088
and I overruled Eddie.

236
00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:33,890
Then you jerk the Boyajians around

237
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:37,831
till they start offering you bribes to approve their parcel.

238
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,630
Yeah. $5,000, $10,000, then you and Eddie split.

239
00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:42,830
Hey, have you worked this con before, Jimmy?

240
00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:44,736
Eddie said it was a whole new departure.

241
00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:47,139
Yeah, well, the only new wrinkle that I can see is

242
00:15:47,209 --> 00:15:49,507
what are you doing married to the mark's sister?

243
00:15:49,578 --> 00:15:52,376
I had to. It was my only hope.

244
00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:55,781
You see, the Boyajians tumbled to our game and then,

245
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:59,685
well, a couple of days ago, they sent some goons over to the motel.

246
00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:01,450
I wasn't there, but they got to Eddie.

247
00:16:01,524 --> 00:16:03,788
He's dead, Jimmy. That's straight.

248
00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:05,452
Dead?

249
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:09,523
What do you mean, the Boyajians tumbled? How do you know that?

250
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,259
Eddie babbled before he died.

251
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:15,394
He told me that the two goons who came with the lead pipes were talking about the land.

252
00:16:15,471 --> 00:16:17,371
They were looking for me

253
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,907
but Eddie didn't tell them where I was.

254
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:23,741
And, well, my only comfort is I'd have done the same for Eddie.

255
00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:26,513
Oh, yeah.

256
00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:29,050
I made an anonymous phone call to the cops.

257
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,608
What else could I do? He was dead.

258
00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:33,883
So it was time to start thinking about you, huh?

259
00:16:33,956 --> 00:16:36,550
''Oh, I need her, Jimmy. I really need her.

260
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,219
''You don't know how I need her.'' You know, that's pathetic.

261
00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:42,296
Well, what am I supposed to do? Take the lead pipe massage?

262
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:44,958
You could have left town without ruining Regine's life.

263
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:46,899
What about my parole, Mr. Holier-than-thou?

264
00:16:46,969 --> 00:16:48,459
I break that, I'm back in the joint again.

265
00:16:48,537 --> 00:16:50,505
Now, these Armenians are close-knit.

266
00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:53,542
Once you're in the family, you are gold.

267
00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:55,440
See, once we'd have been on our honeymoon,

268
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:57,945
well, then I would've fessed up to Regine about the swindle.

269
00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:01,039
When we got back, she'd have taken my side against her brother.

270
00:17:01,116 --> 00:17:04,279
Crazy about me. Yeah, and once the flap with her brothers died down,

271
00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:06,014
you'd have been gone like a cool breeze.

272
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:07,715
Well, maybe. But in the meantime,

273
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,849
I'd have been bringing the girl true joy.

274
00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,587
Listen, the first time we were over at Azie's house for dinner,

275
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,788
she was smiling, making eyes at me,

276
00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:16,694
dipping her donut in my tea.

277
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,357
Love, Jimmy. Oh, yeah?

278
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,629
Well, here's something you're really gonna love.

279
00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:25,163
The Boyajians didn't kill Eddie Groger. That's right, Ev.

280
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,470
Now, they only called MontreaI a few hours ago

281
00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:29,204
and found out you'd been conning them.

282
00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:31,405
You got married for nothing.

283
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,779
Oh, God almighty, no.

284
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,575
Well, somebody killed Eddie Groger.

285
00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:38,847
And somebody's looking for me.

286
00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:41,116
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Probably somebody's still looking for me

287
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,353
and now I don't even know who it is I should run from.

288
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:48,925
Then call the police. I'm out of it for keeps.

289
00:18:19,528 --> 00:18:21,826
Name's Robert Boyajian, Sarge.

290
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:42,445
Bobby Boyajian's brothers tell us that you two guys

291
00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:45,749
took the kid apart in a wedding chapel in La Jolla.

292
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,916
And now he's dead.

293
00:18:48,323 --> 00:18:51,554
So don't sit there like butter wouldn't melt in your mouths.

294
00:18:51,627 --> 00:18:55,893
I don't care what they say. We didn't start anything. It was Boyajian himself.

295
00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:57,761
That's right. They're a bunch of liars.

296
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,425
If you've ever dealt with the Boyajians,

297
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,093
you know what creeps they are.

298
00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:05,231
Mr. Martin, Bobby's sister Regine said that you telephoned her

299
00:19:05,307 --> 00:19:07,434
at Azie Boyajian's house last night.

300
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:09,340
You tried to arrange a meeting with her brothers

301
00:19:09,411 --> 00:19:11,641
so you could iron out some problems. Is that right?

302
00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,545
Wait a minute. Angel, you did what?

303
00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:16,709
Regine can't testify against me. She's my legal wife.

304
00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,879
Regine hung up on you, Mr. Martin.

305
00:19:21,356 --> 00:19:25,417
So maybe you telephoned Bobby at his home and he agreed to meet you.

306
00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,621
Bobby's wound was point-blank.

307
00:19:27,696 --> 00:19:29,755
Had to be somebody who knew him.

308
00:19:29,832 --> 00:19:31,993
Somebody who could walk right up to him.

309
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:35,332
Right. So what I'm saying is this.

310
00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:38,305
You, or you, or both of you met Bobby

311
00:19:38,373 --> 00:19:40,102
and got what you really wanted.

312
00:19:40,175 --> 00:19:42,268
Which wasn't to iron out any problems,

313
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:44,835
but to fill the kid's face with double-O buckshot.

314
00:19:44,913 --> 00:19:47,313
It was birdshot, Lieutenant.

315
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:50,712
Birdshot, buckshot. How much speculation do we have to listen to?

316
00:19:50,786 --> 00:19:53,755
You may have a motive. Maybe opportunity.

317
00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,722
But do you have an eyewitness? A weapon?

318
00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,656
Anything that's at all solid?

319
00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:00,992
Well, I think that ought to take care of that.

320
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:03,122
I don't think the District Attorney's Office

321
00:20:03,198 --> 00:20:05,189
is gonna file on loose charges, will they?

322
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:06,393
Sit down, Rockford.

323
00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:08,265
What for? You can't file a charge.

324
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,430
Not on the homicide, not yet.

325
00:20:10,506 --> 00:20:13,031
But I've got you on fraud, grand theft.

326
00:20:13,408 --> 00:20:15,501
Complaints signed by the Boyajian brothers.

327
00:20:15,577 --> 00:20:17,636
Sergeant, get somebody from the bunko squad up here.

328
00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:20,273
Book these guys on the red barn con.

329
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:26,186
Like I said, sit down, gentlemen.

330
00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,020
Let 'em have it!

331
00:20:35,764 --> 00:20:37,857
Sucker busted up my wedding.

332
00:20:38,534 --> 00:20:40,593
Hey, Jimmy, how you doing?

333
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,503
What are you cheesed at me about? I got you off the bunko rap.

334
00:20:44,573 --> 00:20:46,200
Angel, you get too close to me,

335
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:49,403
I'm going to pull out your beard hair by hair.

336
00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:52,745
Hey, it ain't like you're the one that got the sergeant on me

337
00:20:52,815 --> 00:20:54,680
and it wasn't your partner that got beaten to death.

338
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,978
You're not the one that's got somebody

339
00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:57,678
going to hit you over the head with a lead pipe.

340
00:20:57,753 --> 00:20:59,516
For you, it's over with. Hey!

341
00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:01,749
Hey, what are you two guys doing out on the street?

342
00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:02,916
Hey, Azie, how are you?

343
00:21:02,991 --> 00:21:05,118
I'm so terribly sorry to hear about Bobby.

344
00:21:05,194 --> 00:21:07,924
Jim, just keep walking. Don't say anything. I mean it.

345
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:10,226
Rockford, you scumbag. Don't you turn your back on me.

346
00:21:10,299 --> 00:21:12,460
Azie, don't get into it. Not here.

347
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:14,798
We got to pick up Bobby's belongings.

348
00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:16,828
Then I guess we're gonna give them to Goodwill,

349
00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:19,465
'cause he ain't never gonna use them no more.

350
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:21,133
His whole face is gone.

351
00:21:23,579 --> 00:21:26,548
And the police lets sleaze like you go free, huh?

352
00:21:26,915 --> 00:21:29,110
Okay. So be it.

353
00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,674
We know where to find both of you.

354
00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:34,051
I'm Mr. Rockford's attorney. Should I interpret that as a threat?

355
00:21:34,122 --> 00:21:35,783
Come on. Come on.

356
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,483
All right.

357
00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:46,525
It's over, huh?

358
00:21:46,602 --> 00:21:48,229
Jim, I think the thing for you to do

359
00:21:48,303 --> 00:21:51,466
is just lay low untiI the cops nab Bobby's killer.

360
00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:53,634
These guys will cool off.

361
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,233
But they ain't gonna make that collar

362
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:58,040
if they're set on sticking me and Jimmy with the killing.

363
00:21:58,113 --> 00:21:59,580
I'm talking about survival, now.

364
00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:02,446
You're gonna have to try and find that murderer.

365
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:04,417
Oh, no. No. Absolutely not. Beth.

366
00:22:04,486 --> 00:22:06,249
I don't want... Beth.

367
00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:07,515
He's right.

368
00:22:09,091 --> 00:22:11,616
It's either that, or we wait to join the melon rinds

369
00:22:11,693 --> 00:22:13,923
in the back of some garbage truck.

370
00:22:29,677 --> 00:22:31,770
Hey, Leo Kale?

371
00:22:32,179 --> 00:22:36,548
Jim Calmet, County Health, Communicable Disease Control.

372
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:40,212
I'm here regarding a Robert Boy...

373
00:22:40,288 --> 00:22:42,688
Boyajian. Yeah. Yeah.

374
00:22:42,757 --> 00:22:46,090
I've been interviewing all his friends and coworkers.

375
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,357
They tell me over there that you were perhaps the closest to him.

376
00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:50,761
We had a few yuks.

377
00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:57,130
You see, our department was notified that during Mr. Boyajian's autopsy

378
00:22:57,405 --> 00:23:01,466
that there were indications of incipient encephalitis.

379
00:23:02,209 --> 00:23:06,077
You see, the disease has a tendency to go epidemic,

380
00:23:06,147 --> 00:23:07,774
so, of course, we're trying to find out

381
00:23:07,848 --> 00:23:10,248
where he might have contracted it.

382
00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:13,583
See, it's my job to assemble a total picture

383
00:23:13,654 --> 00:23:18,216
on just exactly all his contacts and activities for the past few weeks.

384
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:19,316
I sure hope you can help me.

385
00:23:19,393 --> 00:23:20,951
Past few weeks?

386
00:23:21,262 --> 00:23:24,129
I got trouble remembering where I was this morning.

387
00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:28,632
Let's see. Little Bobby showed up for work most days.

388
00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:32,299
He didn't deserve a snootful of birdshot.

389
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,972
Hey, you know, we weren't joined at the hip.

390
00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:38,034
Why don't you go talk to his family?

391
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,579
Oh, well, I plan to do that,

392
00:23:39,647 --> 00:23:42,616
but, you know, in the middle of their grief...

393
00:23:42,683 --> 00:23:45,243
Grief? Listen, there's a funeral and all,

394
00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:47,082
and that's a lot of showy slop.

395
00:23:47,154 --> 00:23:49,918
Appearances, you know. His brothers had no use for him,

396
00:23:49,991 --> 00:23:52,687
and he had no use for them. The kid was a free spirit.

397
00:23:53,761 --> 00:23:57,128
Well, I'll... I'll file all this information.

398
00:23:57,198 --> 00:24:00,099
I sure want to thank you for your help, Mr. Kale.

399
00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,101
It's okay, gent. Kill a germ for Leo.

400
00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:08,232
Middle of your brother's wake and a Cat goes out.

401
00:24:12,213 --> 00:24:14,238
Hey! You guys, stop that guy!

402
00:24:14,315 --> 00:24:16,340
He's one of the creeps that killed Bobby.

403
00:24:17,118 --> 00:24:19,848
Hey! Hey, you! Hey, wait, stop him! Hey!

404
00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:24,982
Stop him! Hey, stop him!

405
00:25:00,428 --> 00:25:01,793
Who is he?

406
00:25:02,363 --> 00:25:04,729
His name's Rockford. An ex-con.

407
00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:08,294
Him and another jailbird, Angel Martin, they did it.

408
00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:12,801
And the jerk cops went ahead and sprung them loose.

409
00:25:19,914 --> 00:25:22,109
This investigation is at a dead end.

410
00:25:22,183 --> 00:25:24,447
Say, how about another sandwich? Uh-uh.

411
00:25:24,518 --> 00:25:28,614
Dad, look, buckshot is more lethal than birdshot.

412
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:31,214
I mean, it's a logical choice in a shotgun killing.

413
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,726
I mean, even Chapman saw it as buckshot.

414
00:25:33,794 --> 00:25:35,728
Dennis had to correct him. Well, it...

415
00:25:35,796 --> 00:25:36,956
No, no, no, now wait.

416
00:25:37,031 --> 00:25:41,695
Now, Leo Kale, right out of the blue, he pops up with birdshot.

417
00:25:41,769 --> 00:25:43,134
How'd he know?

418
00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:46,731
Well, probably just a figure of speech.

419
00:25:46,807 --> 00:25:48,775
Look, Sonny, I hate to tell you this,

420
00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:51,073
but you got a mighty skimpy lead in this.

421
00:25:53,681 --> 00:25:56,445
Remember, folks, that's Gene's Universal Motors,

422
00:25:56,517 --> 00:25:58,815
here in the friendly city of Artesia.

423
00:26:02,823 --> 00:26:05,121
...and I know the little lady is gonna like it.

424
00:26:05,192 --> 00:26:07,183
And speaking of the little lady...

425
00:26:08,229 --> 00:26:10,663
Remember, I'll see that each and every one of you

426
00:26:10,731 --> 00:26:14,565
get all the Smith's Buttercrunch candies you can eat.

427
00:26:14,635 --> 00:26:15,727
Now we have... Hey, Gene.

428
00:26:15,803 --> 00:26:17,532
Come here.

429
00:26:17,605 --> 00:26:18,833
Cut it.

430
00:26:19,507 --> 00:26:21,338
We'll pick this up later.

431
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,410
What do you want, Leo?

432
00:26:34,088 --> 00:26:36,522
MAN: Lenny will be back in a moment, sir.

433
00:26:41,428 --> 00:26:43,828
Oh, Mr. Chechik? Yeah.

434
00:26:43,898 --> 00:26:45,024
Jim Pokell.

435
00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:46,623
Well, how are you?

436
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:49,863
Hey, you're just as tall as you are on TV.

437
00:26:49,937 --> 00:26:51,768
Hey, listen, I'll tell you why I came in here.

438
00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:53,363
I need myself a second car.

439
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,839
I want something a little conservative,

440
00:26:54,909 --> 00:26:56,672
but with some zotz under the hood.

441
00:26:56,744 --> 00:27:00,305
Now this Charger here, now that looks pretty good. Priced right, too.

442
00:27:00,381 --> 00:27:01,814
And I know you're gonna like the terms, too.

443
00:27:01,882 --> 00:27:03,873
Why don't you come into my office? We'll have a cup of coffee.

444
00:27:03,951 --> 00:27:08,581
Well, more than the price, what I'm really interested in is personalized service.

445
00:27:08,656 --> 00:27:09,918
Now, a good drinking buddy of mine

446
00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:12,857
told me to come down here and see you.

447
00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:14,189
Leo Kale.

448
00:27:15,429 --> 00:27:17,829
Big guy. Great sense of humor.

449
00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:21,501
Don't know a Leo Kale. Sorry.

450
00:27:22,236 --> 00:27:24,466
Now I kind of feel like a jerk.

451
00:27:24,538 --> 00:27:27,302
I mean, why would he tell me a thing like that?

452
00:27:27,374 --> 00:27:28,432
Well, it happens.

453
00:27:28,509 --> 00:27:32,809
You know, your average Joe sometimes likes to say he knows a TV personality.

454
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,938
Oh, yeah, yeah.

455
00:27:34,014 --> 00:27:35,038
Look, can you excuse me a minute?

456
00:27:35,115 --> 00:27:36,309
One of my mechanics has got a problem.

457
00:27:36,383 --> 00:27:38,442
Yeah, but what about the car?

458
00:27:38,519 --> 00:27:40,646
Oh, well, since Lenny was taking care of you first,

459
00:27:40,721 --> 00:27:42,382
I don't want to cut his commission.

460
00:27:42,456 --> 00:27:44,515
You can have him paged from the salesroom floor.

461
00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:46,685
Listen, I know you're going to like your new Charger.

462
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,852
Yeah.

463
00:28:15,322 --> 00:28:17,415
Hi. Thank you for coming.

464
00:28:18,692 --> 00:28:21,957
You know, this could have waited till after the wake.

465
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:25,899
I told Azie I needed to take a walk.

466
00:28:25,966 --> 00:28:27,490
Which was true.

467
00:28:27,868 --> 00:28:30,769
I appreciate your willingness to talk to me.

468
00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:34,674
You know, it's obvious you don't think that Angel and I

469
00:28:34,742 --> 00:28:37,905
had anything to do with Bobby's death, and I'm glad.

470
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:40,141
I know you didn't.

471
00:28:40,648 --> 00:28:41,808
But tell me,

472
00:28:41,882 --> 00:28:45,249
where is rock bottom as far as your friend is concerned?

473
00:28:47,154 --> 00:28:48,815
Let's sit down.

474
00:28:51,025 --> 00:28:54,517
Did Bobby ever have any involvement

475
00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:58,827
with a car dealer by the name of Gene Chechik?

476
00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:02,196
No, I tend to doubt it.

477
00:29:02,803 --> 00:29:06,295
Bobby never hung out with any of what you'd call your normal people.

478
00:29:06,373 --> 00:29:09,433
The Leo Kales of the world were more his speed.

479
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:10,943
You met Leo? Yeah.

480
00:29:11,011 --> 00:29:14,378
Oh, isn't he a trip to the zoo?

481
00:29:15,649 --> 00:29:19,107
You know, Azie always felt that Bobby should have been Leo's brother.

482
00:29:19,553 --> 00:29:22,522
Azie felt that Bobby was a cross he had to bear.

483
00:29:22,589 --> 00:29:26,320
Why is Azie so bent on revenge now that Bobby's gone?

484
00:29:27,628 --> 00:29:28,652
Guilt.

485
00:29:28,729 --> 00:29:32,563
There's nothing like it to take all the fun out of hating somebody.

486
00:29:33,701 --> 00:29:37,159
Azie has to take credit for the way that Bobby turned out.

487
00:29:37,237 --> 00:29:38,727
He knows it.

488
00:29:39,873 --> 00:29:41,841
See, Bobby was always...

489
00:29:43,243 --> 00:29:45,143
wild and unpredictable.

490
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,377
And if Azie is anything, he is predictable.

491
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:52,614
His self-controI isn't all it could be, either.

492
00:29:53,387 --> 00:29:56,686
You know, when Bobby was 16,

493
00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:01,089
all he wanted to do was have fun.

494
00:30:01,628 --> 00:30:05,860
Cutting class, smoking, speeding around in a car.

495
00:30:07,901 --> 00:30:09,334
He was fun.

496
00:30:11,038 --> 00:30:13,097
He was good company.

497
00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:18,744
And then Azie threw him out of the house.

498
00:30:18,812 --> 00:30:21,440
Cut off his money. Claimed it would make him a man.

499
00:30:22,383 --> 00:30:24,908
It just drove him closer to people like Leo.

500
00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,079
And gradually,

501
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,788
Bobby wasn't fun anymore.

502
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:34,521
He was just mean.

503
00:30:36,563 --> 00:30:40,294
And drunk. And perpetually broke.

504
00:30:42,302 --> 00:30:44,930
A wedding and a funeraI in three days.

505
00:30:46,306 --> 00:30:49,400
The limousine people must really love us.

506
00:30:51,712 --> 00:30:55,079
Regine, you say Bobby was always broke.

507
00:30:58,452 --> 00:31:00,613
He wasn't broke when he died.

508
00:31:01,321 --> 00:31:04,882
You have any idea where he got the $1,000 that was on him?

509
00:31:06,093 --> 00:31:09,392
Look, I don't know if it means anything,

510
00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:11,825
but Chechik and Kale are tight.

511
00:31:11,899 --> 00:31:15,665
I mean, I saw Chechik drop everything to talk to Kale.

512
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:19,139
Then later, Chechik lied about it.

513
00:31:21,108 --> 00:31:23,201
I don't know what it means,

514
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:27,873
but I think it's possible that Leo Kale is the one who murdered Bobby.

515
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:30,474
Leo?

516
00:31:38,192 --> 00:31:40,558
I don't know why that surprises me at all.

517
00:31:40,627 --> 00:31:43,562
I used to say to Bobby, ''Stay away from Leo.''

518
00:31:44,998 --> 00:31:47,364
Leo was a Long Beach Rattler.

519
00:31:52,439 --> 00:31:53,463
Yeah, I remember the Rattlers.

520
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:56,703
The sphinx, the pyramid, King Tut. That's all ancient history.

521
00:31:56,777 --> 00:32:00,110
Dennis, I told you, Leo Kale was an outlaw biker.

522
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,817
Okay, Dennis, maybe it slides together in a weird kind of way.

523
00:32:05,886 --> 00:32:10,755
But Regine Boyajian told me that Leo Kale went to work for their family in 1963.

524
00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:13,315
Well, '63 was just about the time that the Boyajians

525
00:32:13,393 --> 00:32:16,191
filled their dump with topsoiI and put it up for sale.

526
00:32:16,263 --> 00:32:19,027
And Leo Kale ran one of the dozers that did the work.

527
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,960
When do we get to the Trojan War?

528
00:32:22,569 --> 00:32:26,528
Thirteen years later, Eddie Groger and Angel Martin come up with their little con.

529
00:32:26,607 --> 00:32:28,006
And what happens, huh?

530
00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:30,805
Eddie Groger ends up on a table with a drain at one end

531
00:32:30,878 --> 00:32:33,506
and then Bobby Boyajian is the next one to die.

532
00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:36,777
Now, come on, doesn't that pique your curiosity just a little, huh?

533
00:32:38,318 --> 00:32:43,085
Dennis, all it's gonna take is a phone call to Long Beach.

534
00:32:43,156 --> 00:32:44,714
Now, I'm not gonna stick my neck out

535
00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:47,191
and say that Gene Chechik is involved.

536
00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:49,821
Maybe he isn't. But I'll tell you something.

537
00:32:49,897 --> 00:32:53,594
I'll put that shotgun in Leo Kale's hand any day of the week.

538
00:33:01,407 --> 00:33:04,740
Jimmy, it's me, Angel. Hurry up, open up. Yeah.

539
00:33:04,206 --> 00:33:05,332
Yeah.

540
00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,971
Now, look, man, we got to get to Ensenada.

541
00:33:07,046 --> 00:33:09,446
Then, from there, I think we can make it to central Mexico.

542
00:33:09,515 --> 00:33:11,608
Hold it. Hold it, Angel. What are you babbling about?

543
00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,447
Jimmy, we're really hot now.

544
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:17,683
Word is on the street that the cops found a shotgun in my bathroom.

545
00:33:33,072 --> 00:33:34,835
Yeah, Dennis? This is Jim.

546
00:33:34,907 --> 00:33:37,205
Oh, no. You know what time it is?

547
00:33:37,743 --> 00:33:41,907
Hey, what did you turn up on Chechik and Kale?

548
00:33:41,981 --> 00:33:44,074
Well, hold on. I can't talk here.

549
00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:46,078
I'm sorry, honey.

550
00:33:54,026 --> 00:33:59,157
In 1963, Kale, Chechik and another Rattler, now deceased,

551
00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:02,064
were arrested for the murder of two rival gang members.

552
00:34:02,134 --> 00:34:04,102
Informants blabbed on them,

553
00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:07,537
but then Long Beach PD ran into corpus delicti problems.

554
00:34:07,773 --> 00:34:09,297
The bodies were never found,

555
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:11,468
and the Rattlers had to be kicked loose.

556
00:34:11,777 --> 00:34:14,405
You're thinking what I'm thinking, aren't you, Dennis?

557
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,383
That Angel and Eddie Groger were making phony offers on a secret graveyard.

558
00:34:19,452 --> 00:34:22,751
You know, all you need is a good set of dental records to nail them.

559
00:34:22,822 --> 00:34:24,790
I mean, Chechik and Kale couldn't know

560
00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:27,121
the land purchase was a phony.

561
00:34:27,193 --> 00:34:30,060
They got to think that the bodies were going to be exhumed.

562
00:34:30,129 --> 00:34:34,190
A lot of speculation, which may or may not explain Eddie Groger's murder.

563
00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:36,757
But that's the sheriff's jurisdiction, not mine.

564
00:34:37,303 --> 00:34:39,897
Bobby Boyajian, he's my jurisdiction.

565
00:34:39,972 --> 00:34:42,805
And you and Angel are wanted in connection with his murder.

566
00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:46,902
Look, why don't you bring Chechik and Kale in and sweat them?

567
00:34:47,747 --> 00:34:50,272
Have you ever heard of probable cause?

568
00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:52,214
We don't have one bit of cold evidence

569
00:34:52,284 --> 00:34:54,115
to link them with either murder.

570
00:34:54,186 --> 00:34:57,713
What we do have is a shotgun that was concealed in your buddy's house.

571
00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:01,426
Oh, come on. That plant's so obvious you ought to water it.

572
00:35:01,494 --> 00:35:03,553
Jim, I'm telling you to come on in.

573
00:35:03,629 --> 00:35:05,256
For what? More questioning?

574
00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:09,126
You ask me, I've already raised a lot more questions than I can answer.

575
00:35:09,802 --> 00:35:12,794
I don't know where you're getting your information, but it's very spotty.

576
00:35:12,872 --> 00:35:15,363
You know, you're not just wanted for questioning. Not anymore.

577
00:35:15,441 --> 00:35:17,909
The beef out on you is conspiracy to commit.

578
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,450
Conspiracy to commit.

579
00:35:29,422 --> 00:35:32,448
You realize this is a sanitary landfill? Yeah.

580
00:35:32,525 --> 00:35:36,461
I'll bring my engineers out here with a grading crew

581
00:35:36,529 --> 00:35:39,123
and we'll rip the toupee off of this acreage,

582
00:35:39,198 --> 00:35:42,599
see just exactly what it's going to take to make it buildable.

583
00:35:42,668 --> 00:35:46,365
Mr. Wakley, that's an awful lot of work and expense.

584
00:35:46,739 --> 00:35:48,866
We're willing to go that far.

585
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:52,001
Besides the mobile homes, we're putting in an Olympic-sized swimming pooI

586
00:35:52,078 --> 00:35:53,204
and a fieldstone clubhouse.

587
00:35:53,279 --> 00:35:57,181
We just can't have them sinking into all that garbage down below.

588
00:35:57,249 --> 00:35:58,580
Well, of course not.

589
00:35:58,651 --> 00:36:04,214
And, if further development proves not feasible or too costly,

590
00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:06,724
well, I'll eat the option money.

591
00:36:07,326 --> 00:36:10,386
And naturally, I'll recompact the entire top fill.

592
00:36:10,463 --> 00:36:12,454
Well, naturally. Naturally.

593
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:20,431
Listen, I told you the last time, I didn't want you coming here.

594
00:36:20,506 --> 00:36:22,337
Then why don't you answer my phone calls, Gene-O?

595
00:36:22,408 --> 00:36:23,966
There's another buyer on that dump.

596
00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:26,068
And he's gonna rip it up.

597
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,853
We're going to have to dig up those bikers' bodies, and quick.

598
00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:40,915
We've been through that. They're at least eight feet beneath the topsoil.

599
00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:42,017
What do you want me to do?

600
00:36:42,094 --> 00:36:45,530
Take a dozer, come out here on a bone hunt in broad daylight?

601
00:36:45,598 --> 00:36:46,826
So do it at night.

602
00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:50,232
You gotta stop the project at its source, Gene-O. Face it.

603
00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:53,863
Another killing.

604
00:36:53,939 --> 00:36:57,340
First we have to kill Groger. Then it's Bobby Boyajian.

605
00:36:57,409 --> 00:37:01,505
I was only 25 when we had that rumble with these bums.

606
00:37:03,649 --> 00:37:05,947
It was an accident. I was drunk.

607
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,188
How long am I gonna have to keep paying for it?

608
00:37:10,256 --> 00:37:14,283
Till you buy this property and pave it all over like I told you to.

609
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,160
What do you think, 100 grand just comes onto my desk everyday, huh?

610
00:37:20,132 --> 00:37:23,431
And what's the use, anyway, with some machine mouth like you running around

611
00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:26,801
and telling every jerk he runs into what's underneath here?

612
00:37:27,773 --> 00:37:29,536
You know something?

613
00:37:29,608 --> 00:37:33,874
I think you wanted the Boyajian punk to blackmail me.

614
00:37:34,313 --> 00:37:37,749
And you know something else? You resent the hell out of me.

615
00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:43,520
Who's doing the work here?

616
00:37:43,589 --> 00:37:45,352
I think a guy named Wakley.

617
00:37:46,492 --> 00:37:50,292
All I heard was Azie Boyajian griping about some buyer

618
00:37:50,362 --> 00:37:52,387
not renting a dozer from our dump.

619
00:37:52,765 --> 00:37:55,529
You better call the real estate people and check the buyer, Wakley.

620
00:37:55,601 --> 00:37:58,695
And you'll do the thing?

621
00:37:58,771 --> 00:38:01,331
What thing? Oh, the killing.

622
00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:04,004
You and me are partners.

623
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:06,306
Your hands are gonna stay as dirty as mine.

624
00:38:07,146 --> 00:38:10,582
And when we snuff Wakley, you're gonna buy this land,

625
00:38:11,317 --> 00:38:13,945
and me and you ain't never gonna see each other again.

626
00:38:35,073 --> 00:38:36,233
Hello?

627
00:38:36,808 --> 00:38:39,174
Yes, this is the Wakley residence.

628
00:38:40,645 --> 00:38:44,411
No, I'm sorry, he's not here right now.

629
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:48,817
Well, I guess if it's a real emergency

630
00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:51,287
I could tell you how to reach him.

631
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:53,655
It's not going to be easy, though.

632
00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:56,888
You see, he's gone fishing for the weekend.

633
00:38:57,195 --> 00:39:00,790
He's gone for the whole weekend, all by himself.

634
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:04,531
Yeah, you see, he went up there to Flinthead Lake.

635
00:39:04,602 --> 00:39:06,092
And, well, there...

636
00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:09,628
No, no, there ain't no phone there.

637
00:39:10,909 --> 00:39:12,308
Well, he won't be too hard to find.

638
00:39:12,377 --> 00:39:16,279
You see, he's driving his big white camper with a cab over it.

639
00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:18,175
Yes.

640
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:22,610
Jimmy, you don't need a real live body over there.

641
00:39:22,687 --> 00:39:25,053
I can put together a real nice dummy

642
00:39:25,123 --> 00:39:27,284
with a couple of pillows and a hat. It'll fool anybody.

643
00:39:27,358 --> 00:39:29,952
I remember once in the Navy... Angel...

644
00:39:30,862 --> 00:39:32,796
It won't work. Now get in that bunk.

645
00:39:32,864 --> 00:39:34,092
Well...

646
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:38,328
You got nothing to worry about, anyway.

647
00:39:39,003 --> 00:39:41,870
All right, the minute somebody comes through that door

648
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:44,101
and they move toward you with a weapon,

649
00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:46,939
I'm up and I'm going to make them freeze.

650
00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:51,478
Anything else happens, you just start swinging with that Georgia toothpick.

651
00:39:51,549 --> 00:39:53,881
Of course, nothing else is going to happen.

652
00:39:53,952 --> 00:39:56,284
And the police are only a phone call away.

653
00:39:56,354 --> 00:39:58,584
Jimmy, there's got to be a better way.

654
00:39:58,656 --> 00:40:00,783
Then why don't you come up with it, huh?

655
00:40:00,858 --> 00:40:04,294
The cops want probable cause, they're gonna get probable cause

656
00:40:04,362 --> 00:40:06,057
in the form of an attempted murder

657
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:07,961
that ties right to that property.

658
00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:13,062
Do you think that I would borrow this camper from Rocky's neighbor

659
00:40:13,137 --> 00:40:17,039
and risk damaging it if I thought something nasty was going to do down, huh?

660
00:40:25,984 --> 00:40:28,214
This was supposed to be my honeymoon.

661
00:40:28,286 --> 00:40:30,379
I had a good woman and look what I did.

662
00:40:36,961 --> 00:40:39,691
I could have been with her tonight,

663
00:40:39,764 --> 00:40:43,427
holding that warm, sweet body instead of this fungo bat.

664
00:40:43,501 --> 00:40:45,162
Save the Hank Williams, will you?

665
00:40:45,236 --> 00:40:46,863
I left my fiddle at home.

666
00:40:46,938 --> 00:40:49,065
What, I ain't entitled to have regrets?

667
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:52,541
The only thing you're upset about is the spot you're in.

668
00:40:52,610 --> 00:40:55,443
What about the spot you handed Regine, huh?

669
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:59,474
I wouldn't be surprised now if she turns off men completely.

670
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:01,450
Oh, come on.

671
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:04,352
It happens, Angel. It happens.

672
00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:15,627
Let me tell you something, if I had my choice between you and her right now,

673
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,292
I'd pick her.

674
00:41:17,368 --> 00:41:19,836
Jimmy, I had to stay alive.

675
00:41:19,904 --> 00:41:22,270
You're alive. Be happy.

676
00:41:23,408 --> 00:41:25,000
You have plenty of good years left

677
00:41:25,076 --> 00:41:27,203
for sniveling and complaining.

678
00:41:43,027 --> 00:41:45,495
Jimmy, did you hear that?

679
00:41:46,397 --> 00:41:50,265
Yeah. Yeah. Now, don't go false starting on me.

680
00:41:50,334 --> 00:41:52,325
We need them inside.

681
00:41:58,509 --> 00:42:03,003
Easy, Angel, just let them satisfy themselves that this is the camper.

682
00:42:12,790 --> 00:42:16,624
Did you lock the cap on the gasoline tanks like I told you to?

683
00:42:16,694 --> 00:42:17,922
I forgot.

684
00:42:26,904 --> 00:42:28,064
Leo.

685
00:42:34,412 --> 00:42:36,141
Somebody got out. Two people.

686
00:42:36,214 --> 00:42:37,613
It's that guy Rockford.

687
00:42:44,222 --> 00:42:46,247
Jimmy, you got him covered?

688
00:42:56,501 --> 00:42:58,662
You, call the police.

689
00:42:59,437 --> 00:43:01,632
I hope you're as good at selling stories to the cops

690
00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:03,901
as you are at selling used cars.

691
00:43:11,449 --> 00:43:14,145
Angel, I am in a foul mood today

692
00:43:14,218 --> 00:43:17,517
and the last person I want to see is you. So out.

693
00:43:17,989 --> 00:43:20,014
I can feature you being browned off at me, Jim,

694
00:43:20,091 --> 00:43:22,321
so I'm not gonna stick around.

695
00:43:22,393 --> 00:43:25,226
But I was hoping that maybe I could stash my stuff here.

696
00:43:25,296 --> 00:43:27,924
See, Regine's annulment petition went through

697
00:43:27,999 --> 00:43:31,526
and I got to give her my entire collection as part of the settlement.

698
00:43:31,602 --> 00:43:34,093
Well, I mean, originals. Collectors' items.

699
00:43:34,172 --> 00:43:35,639
Ivory Joe Hunter, Little Walter...

700
00:43:35,706 --> 00:43:39,198
You want to hide them here after what you've done?

701
00:43:39,277 --> 00:43:40,744
Look, as far as I'm concerned,

702
00:43:40,811 --> 00:43:43,507
Regine deserves all four of your limbs.

703
00:43:43,848 --> 00:43:44,974
Wait till you go through a divorce.

704
00:43:45,049 --> 00:43:46,812
We'll see what kind of tune you sing.

705
00:43:46,884 --> 00:43:49,444
I might as well have gone through one.

706
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,886
You know, I had lunch with a banker today.

707
00:43:51,956 --> 00:43:54,424
You know, I have to refinance my trailer

708
00:43:54,492 --> 00:43:58,189
to pay back a $2,000 debt for that property option.

709
00:43:58,262 --> 00:44:01,891
Also owe a bill for the rental of a bulldozer.

710
00:44:01,966 --> 00:44:05,868
Rocky won't even talk to me because his friend's camper did a patty melt.

711
00:44:05,937 --> 00:44:07,837
REGINE: Jim?

712
00:44:07,905 --> 00:44:09,304
What is she doing here?

713
00:44:09,373 --> 00:44:11,102
Well, she said she might drop by.

714
00:44:11,175 --> 00:44:14,804
She wants me to help track down an old boyfriend of hers.

715
00:44:15,546 --> 00:44:17,844
You mean that bozo, Donny Engel?

716
00:44:17,915 --> 00:44:18,973
I know all about that guy.

717
00:44:19,050 --> 00:44:21,177
Well, you don't do missing persons work.

718
00:44:21,252 --> 00:44:22,685
For her I do.

719
00:44:22,753 --> 00:44:25,017
I might even do it for free.

720
00:44:25,089 --> 00:44:28,217
You know, if I didn't know you were such a lizard,

721
00:44:28,292 --> 00:44:29,691
I might think you were jealous.

722
00:44:31,495 --> 00:44:34,328
What am I supposed to do? She's out there.

723
00:44:37,835 --> 00:44:39,928
Hi. Hello.

724
00:44:40,004 --> 00:44:43,531
Listen, why don't we go on over to the restaurant and have a drink, huh?

725
00:44:43,608 --> 00:44:45,337
Oh, am I interrupting something?

726
00:44:45,409 --> 00:44:46,842
Well...

727
00:44:49,347 --> 00:44:50,644
Hi, Regine.

728
00:44:50,715 --> 00:44:53,707
Look, I'll go on over and get us a table, okay?

729
00:44:58,089 --> 00:45:00,182
So, how you been?

730
00:45:02,593 --> 00:45:03,890
Those are the records, aren't they?

731
00:45:03,961 --> 00:45:06,156
Yeah. Jimmy was helping me crate them

732
00:45:06,230 --> 00:45:10,667
and then we were gonna take them to the post office and ship them to you.

733
00:45:11,269 --> 00:45:13,066
I suppose you think it's petty of me

734
00:45:13,137 --> 00:45:14,934
to ask for your record collection, don't you?

735
00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:17,133
No, no. It's fine.

736
00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:21,668
Listen, I might as well carry them out to your car. You parked out here?

737
00:45:27,385 --> 00:45:28,943
I'm lying to you.

738
00:45:36,527 --> 00:45:37,721
I'm lying.

739
00:45:38,629 --> 00:45:40,597
Boy. Boy.

740
00:45:41,565 --> 00:45:45,399
The shuck just comes out of my mouth like the fumes out of a city bus.

741
00:45:45,469 --> 00:45:49,166
I was going to hide the damn records here. I'm sorry.

742
00:45:51,175 --> 00:45:52,301
Yeah.

743
00:45:55,313 --> 00:45:59,647
Listen, Regine. About you and me...

744
00:46:01,052 --> 00:46:04,647
I thought they were gonna beat me to death with a lead pipe, Regine.

745
00:46:05,890 --> 00:46:07,289
I know that.

746
00:46:08,426 --> 00:46:10,894
But I could have helped you. You just never asked.

747
00:46:10,961 --> 00:46:12,792
You didn't give me a chance.

748
00:46:12,863 --> 00:46:16,458
You lied to me when you asked me to marry you. And you just...

749
00:46:16,534 --> 00:46:19,765
You made me feel like I didn't exist at the motel.

750
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:25,301
Why couldn't you talk to me?

751
00:46:27,211 --> 00:46:29,270
Because I was so uptight.

752
00:46:29,347 --> 00:46:32,407
I mean, all night long all I could see was

753
00:46:32,717 --> 00:46:35,379
this lead pipe hitting me on the head.

754
00:46:37,121 --> 00:46:40,454
The fact is, I didn't see you at all.

755
00:46:42,693 --> 00:46:43,955
Regine.

756
00:46:45,696 --> 00:46:49,393
Look, I like you. That's nothing phony there.

757
00:46:50,267 --> 00:46:51,859
You understand?

758
00:46:55,005 --> 00:46:56,836
You were just scared.

759
00:46:56,907 --> 00:46:57,999
Yeah.

760
00:47:03,681 --> 00:47:05,478
You're always scared.

761
00:47:07,985 --> 00:47:09,577
Aren't you, Ev?

762
00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:17,920
I'm glad those people didn't hurt you.

763
00:47:22,066 --> 00:47:24,899
For a while there, I was wishing they had.

764
00:47:31,642 --> 00:47:33,371
Just once or twice.

765
00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:38,080
Yeah. I dig.

766
00:47:45,790 --> 00:47:47,257
I better go.

767
00:47:48,325 --> 00:47:49,815
Listen, Regine.

768
00:47:51,896 --> 00:47:53,625
Why don't we talk some more?

769
00:47:53,697 --> 00:47:55,528
We can go to dinner.

770
00:47:57,768 --> 00:47:59,235
I don't think so.

771
00:47:59,303 --> 00:48:00,497
Well, we'll just stay here, then.

772
00:48:00,571 --> 00:48:01,936
We can drink some of Jimmy's beer

773
00:48:02,006 --> 00:48:04,270
and we'll play the records on his record player.

774
00:48:04,341 --> 00:48:07,242
My calendar is totally free for the day.

775
00:48:07,311 --> 00:48:09,506
Huh? You and me, we'll just...

776
00:48:12,082 --> 00:48:13,140
No.

777
00:48:30,835 --> 00:48:32,097
Thank you.

778
00:48:44,615 --> 00:48:46,310
You take it easy now.

779
00:48:49,587 --> 00:48:50,713
Okay?

780
00:49:05,803 --> 00:49:07,100
You okay?

781
00:49:07,605 --> 00:49:08,731
Yeah.

